saint-megatron:

hvmanfilth9:

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Use this image on your blog as a powerful ward against evil

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fvckitup:

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icryneko:

rip my previous post:<

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catgirl-kaiju:

undersea animals when a whale dies

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sound-thot:

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Words of wisdom from my partner 💕

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seanrinaldi:

Laszlo stands in the hallway, one hand against the wall, the other holding a pipe. He wears a black coat and vest, with a snake patterned yellow-green and black cravat, and has silver rings adorning his fingers, nails painted black. He looks directly at the camera and says, "How do I put this? The boy is..." and trails off, scrunching his face as he searches for the words to describe Guillermo's state.ALT
Laszlo finishes his sentence, saying, "fucked up," as he moves his hand (and pipe) inward then outward as if presenting his diagnosis.ALT

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
— 5.03 Pride Parad
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vrabia:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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strawberrymilkshakeearrings:

mysharona1987:

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answrs:

mom: complains about they/them pronouns being SO HARD to remember

me, barely refraining from telling her about the existence of neopronouns:

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catboybreeder:

when you tease a bottom

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doppelgender:

The plan is to get hot within the next 3 years. Move to Europe. Be a fun party guy for a year or so. Then die in some sort of sex accident

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luvring:

spiffiesttea:

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

a screenshot of a tumblr ask boxed. it is filled with anonymous asks in all caps saying, "GET SCARED!!! RAHHH!! GRGRGRRR!!"ALT
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secretly op

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palmer:

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Me when the target loss prevention team asks if I’m stealing a $6 bottle of barefoot peach fruitscato

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festeiro:

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